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All Scottish Teachers Funny classroom stories
 anorak Keeping tabs on the tabloids
b3ta
Pretty Good Britain is a resource for anyone living in, visiting, or simply fond of Britain.
Private Eye features a small selection from the joke pages of the current issue
The Darwin Awards honouring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways
The Stella Awards Opportunists vs. the American Justice System
The Daily Mash
The Onion America's Finest News Source
The Spoof
Preparing for Emergencies HM Dept of Vague Paranoia. Spoof
How to be English charlieissocoollike (you tube video)
How to tell if you're English Justin M
How to tell if you're Scottish Geoff Eddy

NOT FOR PRUDES

BritJokes British Rude Jokes Directory
Saddam's Sick Jokes
TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum - Jokes and funny stories
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NOT QUITE HUMOUR, BUT WORTH A VISIT

The Best of British The American's guide to speaking British
Britain for Americans,
NiceCupOfTeaAndASitDown.com

BANGER RALLYS

Budapest-Bamako or Great African Run is a low-budget version of the Dakar Rally is now the largest amateur rally in the world, the largest rally across the Sahara and an important charity car race in Africa. Starts 15 Jan 2011
Ramshackle Rally Europe's Silliest Banger Rally Adventures Ramshackle Rally
The Mongol Rally where each driver embarks on a road trip from London to Mongolia in a battered second-hand car for charities.
The Screwball Rally is about having fun and visiting a few European countries with other like minded people, it's also a chance for us to give something back to all the brilliant charities that support us in our hour of need.

Ministry of Fish and Wildlife
MOZAMBIQUE


WARNING

Due to the rising number of human - lion encounters, the Ministry of Fish and Wildlife, is advising
hikers, hunters, fishermen and any motor cyclists that use the out-of-doors
 in a recreational or work-related function to take extra precautions while in the bush.

We advise the outdoorsmen to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced
 warning to any lions that may be close by you so you don't take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry 'Pepper Spray'
with him or her in case of an encounter with a lion.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh lion activity, and be able to tell the
difference between the spore of lion cubs and adult lions. Lion cub droppings are
small and contain  berries and fur. Adult lion droppings have bells in it, and smell of pepper.

Enjoy your stay in
MOZAMBIQUE

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